No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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