lets start a swedish sibling band together
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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