out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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