fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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