we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just took my morning after pill in the library
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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