Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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