He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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