My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
