I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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