Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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