i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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