We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
