love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
the condom got lost in my hair
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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