What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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