Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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