for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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