Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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