i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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