Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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