So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Vodka?
Forever.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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