it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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