Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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