You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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