Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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