u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You are the jesus of drinking
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
