we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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