I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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