question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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