So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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