I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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