Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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