apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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