Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Randomize
