the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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