you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
