She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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