Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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