So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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