doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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