its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Your cock deserves a montage
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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