Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
So much rum. So many feels.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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