they need to just BURY HIM!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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