An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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