i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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