So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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