You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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