So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Michael Bay diarrhea
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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