great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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