My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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