if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My legs feel like baby dolphins
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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