Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
