just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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