You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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